jabba

Coworkers these days are becoming more bothersome, especially when they look like Jabba the Hut and their ideas of humor consist of vaguely alluding only to others doing drugs.  I'll give an example.  Coworker A says a joke.  Coworker B agrees with funniness of said joke.  Jabba then displays ignorance by making an allusion to A and B being on drugs.  In script form, it looks like this.

A: you know, like, 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy

B: oh yeah, hahahaha

Rotundity of Jabba:  whatever yous guys are takin'.... better stop while you're ahead!  

I can also use this as an appropriate forum to share the personal details that I learn about people's lives.  The following is an excerpt from a coworker's phone conversation.

"no, you leave me alone now.  You've completely ruined my life.  I'm broke because of you.  You know that speech you gave about forgiveness and love?  Well that was the most hypocritical thing I've ever experienced.  What?  No.  Shutup, leave me alone. forever."  ::slams fist on desk::

These little outbursts provide me with wonderful entertainment ranging from "holy shit I work with these people" to "at least I don't work somewhere boring, or maybe this is terribly boring and I'm just turning it into entertainment".  I guess it all depends on how much you prize lameness as a virtue.