It seems that a young man has earned all of the 121 merit badges needed to ascend to high master of universe scout. Here is a weblink:
Everyone knows that the boy scouts is an honorable competition which takes the childhood mind off of video games and girls, and puts them squarely on gentlemanly pursuits like oaken staffs and garter/sock placement (see above).
There is, however, a dark side to this regimented organization. A friend of mine, let's call him for anonymity's sake, Andrew Harold, Esq., was in fact an boy scout for a time. The man is now one of the more depraved lunatics in my coterie of social accquaintances. He'll routinely chase old ladies across streets to save them from themselves, and cannot be given a length of string without tying it into a double overhand stopper knot (his favorite), while I tell him always that the fieggen shoelace knot is much more classy. To each his own.
In conclusion, the young man who has forsaken popularity, social life, and general fun of all kinds in order to achieve a sash of stitched fabric will surely go places in the business/political fields that he is interested in. Everyone here at the Dippler blog wishes him the best.
