best of yahoo questions

I will now start featuring a featurette I'd like to call "best of yahoo questions" from the yahoo answers program.  I spend a good deal of time on this, and wonder why people are indeed wasting their time.  

1. "Ain't it good now people have Chocolate wedding cakes instead of orrible old currents and that ?"

Yes. 

2. "Do Cats Know Karate?" 

Yes.

3. Is it easy to get a medical marijuana?

Just one? Yes. 

4.HELP!!! My "male" bird just laid an egg!?

AWESOMe!! 

5. Do you think I'm an emo?

Oh dear lord yes.